This one is for my friend AD

I am on an email list that sends me sporadic jokes. Most of them are tired, but even so, they often provide a chuckle during my day. Today's list was of "unfortunate" choices in web site names, from ExpertsExchange.com to TherapistFinder.com. However, they pointed out that one website that sells custom pens, not only has a poor name choice, but their home page text leaves much to be desired.
Copied from Pen Island.net:

"We understand that some people don't have the time to design their own pens, and for those people we offer our pre-designed line of pens. Whether you're looking for a long and skinny pen, a thick pen, a fountain pen that squirts ink, or even a black pen, we have just the one for you."

Use your imagination....

Of course, after viewing the site, I do tend to doubt its legitimacy :-)