Playing with Google

A couple of years ago, putting Weapons of Mass Destruction (or was it WMD) into Google produced a very clever error a la "404 Page not Found" errors, discussing the lack of WMD. Google-bombing has been going on for several years now. Try "failure" or "miserable failure", read the Wikipedia article, and for my technical friends, let me know when you are working on one of your own.

Is there an alternative?

One of my colleagues referred me to this visual reference to the three stages of a man's life.

Is there an alternative? Of course there is. Romance your wife, stay faithful, and don't get divorced!